Best Facebook Status for you FB Wall

• My goal in life to be like the people who seem:
  As happy as on Facebook;
  As intelligent as on Twitter;
  As beautiful as on Instagram;
  And as competent as on Linkedln.

• Why is Facebook such a hit?
  Because it works on the principle that
  “People are more interested in others
  life than their own”.

• If people could see the face I make
  when I read their Facebook status updates,
  they would probably ‘Unfriend’ me.

• If you want to cry,
  please use someone’s shoulder
  or tissue, and not your Facebook status.

• There comes a time in every woman’s
  life when she removes the birth year
  from her Facebook profile.