Beginning of the New Year

May the beginning of the New Year be the beginning of great things to come the whole year Here’s to possibilities and dreams coming true May you find renewed spirit and inspiration as the New Year begins I Am Wishing U Very Happy New Year 2012

Happy Christmas and I hope

I wish everybody has a Happy Christmas and I hope the Food Pantry People have a lot of food to give to people at Christmas.

Funny Status Quotes

Bologna sandwiches are a parent's way of saying, "It's my legal obligation to feed you something."


Facebook: It's where you go to share your incredibly random thoughts in order to find out who is as twisted as you are.


This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much.


Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store?

Some Clever Status Updates

Black Bears are probably the most adorable animal on the planet that wants to eat you.


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And cancer. And job loss. And bankruptcy. And feral cats. And dying alone. But that's about it, so, whew!


If they ever invent a sensor for behind-your-back eye-rolls, I am so screwed.

Real Spirt Of XMAS

CHRISTMAS IS A GREAT TIME TO:
REMEMBER AND VALUE THE KINDNESS OF GOD,
HIS LOVE FOR EVERYONE AND HIS FORGIVENESS.
THIS IS WHAT THE REAL SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.

Merry Christmas Message

In this Christmas,

In the daytime if sun shin so shall you expectation come true,

At night when moon comes out so shall you receive blesses,

Then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from you!

Merry Christmas!!!

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends,
let me thanks to all the good people like your friends.
who made 2011 beautiful for me.
I pray you b blessed with faithful year ahead.
I wish you a
Fantastic JANUARY
Love able FEBRUARY
Marvellous MARCH
Foolish APRIL
Enjoyable MAY
Successful JUNE
Wonderful JULY
Independent AUGUST
Powerful SEPTEMBER
Tastiest OCTOBER
Beautiful NOVEMBER
Happiest DECEMBER
Have a VICTORIOUS YEAR!
Hope I’m 1st person to wish you happy 12 months of 2012.

Good Morning Great Day Sayings

Good Morning and Have a Great and wonderful Day Sayings collection.


Welcome a New Morning with a Sweet Smile, Love in your Heart, Good thoughts in your Mind and You will have wonderful Day.
Good Morning and Have a Great Day


Change Doesn't Happen, When Circumstances Improve. Change Happens When YOU Decide To Improve Your Circumstances.
Good Morning!


There will be plenty of time to sleep when You are dead, Life is for Living. So wake up and enjoy a wonderful Life.
Good Morning and Have a Nice Day

Christmas Sayings Collection

Christmas Sayings collection for share on Orkut, Myspace and other social networking sites with Friends


Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale


Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
W.J. Cameron


Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
Eric Sevareid

Clever Inspirational Quotes Collection

Latest Clever inspirational quotes collection for share on Orkut, Facebook, Twitter, etc.


You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.


Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.


Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.


Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.


They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.


Next time I'm on an elevator with four or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.


The great thing about living in a small town is that if I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

Weekend saying by Bill Watterson

Weekend quote by Bill Watterson

Weekends do not count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

New Year Quotations 2012

New Year Quotations collection for wish Year 2012.


No matter what form the dragon may take, it is of this mysterious passage past him, or into his jaws, that stories of any depth will always be concerned to tell.
Flannery O’Connor


Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.


Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Brooks Atkinson


I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Robert Paul

Life Quotes for Facebook

Life Quotes collection for share on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Google Plus, etc.



If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder!


Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
Hans Christian Anderson


I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey


Life: It is about the gift not the package it comes in.
Dennis P. Costea, Jr.


Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.
Jerome K. Jerome


Life throws the bad things at us to make the good things all the more worthwhile.


There could be many options in your life, but before this life you had no option..so live with it.


Life is all about challenges.To become an overcome,you don’t have to allow obstacles become an impediment but rather a stepping stone to your goals.


I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.


Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

Christmas poem for Status Update

Best Christmas poem for share Facebook Status Wall.


Christmas comes with frosty nights,
Christmas comes with children singing,
Christmas comes with sleigh bells ringing,
Christmas comes with snowball fights.

Christmas comes with snowy floors,
Christmas comes with Santa Claus,
Christmas comes with robins and reindeer,
Christmas comes with a hearty cheer.

Christmas comes with gold,frankincense and myrrh,
Christmas comes with angels from afar,
Christmas comes with Jesus' birth,
Christmas comes with a wondrous star.

Christmas comes now, at last,
Christmas comes after such a long wait,
Christmas comes, like in the past,
Christmas comes and it will be great.

New Year Messages and Sayings

Happy New Year Greeting and Messages collection for Welcome New Year 2012 to Friends.



For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year and enjoy the festival safely.


My wishes for you in year 2012
Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2012.


Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man.
Happy New Year


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Happy New Year.


Memorable moment are celebrated together, You are my best friend for now and forever, Make me Miss you even more this New Year, Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

Love Quotes Statuses Updates

Love Quotes Collection including Cute, Sweet, sad and Romantic Love Quotes and sayings for share with loved one and with social networking sites.


Love in life and life without love are two opposite things and love in life gives you hopes and life without love leads you to destruction of your inner man.


Lost love is like a man in the crowd but feels loneliness in the crowd of whole world.


Your love gives beauty to other rather than they are liked by you because of their beauty.


True love is not a thing to be met to an end but it is the lust of body which fades with time.


There is no will in falling in love of a lover, it just happens and even heart does not come to know.


Love leaves those fingerprints on heart that can not be erased.


When love enters in the world of your heart, your mind thinks like a poet all the time.


Love gives you a passion to avoid wrong deeds and creates tenderness in heart and thoughts for others.


Love takes us to a world which is free from all fears and full of desires and wishes.


When you come close to me, the only wish which arises in my heart is put my head into your lap.


In life you like different persons at different times but the person whom you love comes only once in life.


Love does not mean you should be mad about someone but it teaches you a respect for people which you should have in heart.


God created everything in couples but heart only one, so that we can find a compatible one to make us complete.


The happiest personality for your birthday is your mother, who loved to owe pain to have you in her life.


I love you not because you are beautiful but I love you because you made my life beautiful.


Love is more aware of the circumstances though people think that lover is always blind.

Funny Sayings for Statuses Updates

Best Funny and naughty quotes and sayings collection for make fun with friends and share on FB Wall Status Update.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."


After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."


How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'


He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Paddy O'Dea

Good Night and Sweet Dream Sayings

Good Night and Have a Sweet Dream Quotes and Sayings for say Good Night to Loved One.


I climbed up the door and opened the stairs said my pajamas and put on my prayers all because you kissed me good-night.


The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.


Yes, As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the goooood times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night.


Gods blessings come as a surprise but how much you receive depends on how much your heart believes ! May you be blessed beyond you expectations Good night.


You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don't care, and you may think that I'm not thinking of you. Well, you're wrong. You're still in my dreams.


No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film.


People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns.

Hilarious Quotes Sayings Collection

Hilarious Quotes, Sayings and Jokes collection for share on social networks like Facebook, Twitter and Myspace.


You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns


Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?


The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Quentin Crisp


Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.
George E. Bergman


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Bertrand Russell


Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it.
Ashleigh Brilliant


If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams


I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin


Always remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.
Peter's Almanac

Good Morning Statuses Quotes

Good Morning Quotes and messages collection for share Facebook Wall Statuses Updates.


Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before.
Jeb Dickerson.


I feel sorry for those who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they’re going to feel all day.


Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday.
Og Mandino.


When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.


I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.
Jennifer Aniston


3 steps to have a great morning; open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.


If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman.

Weekend quotes and sayings

Latest Weekend quotes and sayings for say Happy Weekend to your friends and Family and loved One.


Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.


When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!


Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, theyre successful.


Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.


There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.

Groundhog Day Sayings

Best Groundhog Day sayings and quotation collection.


There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
Clyde Moore


To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.


Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
Anthony J. D'Angelo


The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
Patrick Young


Alas! must it ever be so? Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go, And fight our own shadows forever?
Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton


There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
Phil Connors

Irish Blessings Saying Quotes

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day wish Irish Blessings Greeting Quotes and Sayings.


Healthy and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.
Irish Blessing


May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. And rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
Irish Blessing


There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were.
Irish Saying


May your neighbors respect you, Troubles neglect you, The angels protect you, And Heaven accept you.
Irish Blessing

Easter Sayings and Quotes

Here are best collection of Easter quotes and sayings. You can use theme on your Fb Status or other social network and as Easter gift cards.


God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.
Robert South, Sermons


Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.
S.D. Gordon.


Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Clarence W. Hall.


The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances.
Robert Flatt


Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands.
Lois Picillo


Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!


Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Happy Easter all of You


The budding trees, the new flowers, and birds that sweetly sing, whisper to me that it's Easter. Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always!
Happy Easter

New Year Quotes for FB Statuses

Best collection of New Year Quotes and sayings from famous persons for say Happy New Year to your FB Friends on Wall Status Updates.


The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
George William Curtis


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde


But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty year-old habits.
Andre Gide


Of all sound of all bells most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.
Charles Lamb


Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Joey Adams


Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter

Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Funny collection of Christmas quotes and sayings by famous comedians and authors. You can share these sayings and quotes on your facebook wall for wish special occasion to online Friends.


A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor


Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
Bryan White


What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller


Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Marcelene Cox


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin