Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Funny collection of Christmas quotes and sayings by famous comedians and authors. You can share these sayings and quotes on your facebook wall for wish special occasion to online Friends.


A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor


Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
Bryan White


What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller


Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
Marcelene Cox


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

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